Marcus let loose in Wellington (not the boots)

July 27, 2008 6:14 am

Marcus was recently seen in Wellington playing fiddle tunes (well .. making the attempt) to any one who couldn’t get away from him in the green room at the Michael Fowler centre in Wellington.   True to form, Marcus managed to turn off his radio microphone for his first appearance on stage, which resulted in the orchestra drowning him out and the audience perplexed as to what the hell this kilted hobo was doing leaping around the stage and making no sound….Good one Marcus….

Marcusiscrap Forum REOPEN

February 19, 2008 5:54 pm

After a little rest (due to spam bots spamming Sean & myself daily) I have upgraded the BBS to version 3 which should stop that… I’m sorry if you have been missing out on the latest Marcus is crap news, but we are back. 

 I know Sean has started to upload a Europe-wide expose of marcusiscrap.com stickers to the photo section.

 Here’s a recent photo from Perth:  Need I say more?

* NOT FOUND *

Marcus’ Portrait Version 2

November 1, 2007 7:52 pm

Kerri’s painting of Marcus version 2.0

Unfortunately Kerri has once again tried find the inner beauty of Marcus and has revised her portrait.  She has done a brilliant job trying to capture the soul of Marcus and present it for all to see…  It is 2mx3m, and unfortunately no one wants to buy it….

Marcus’ Bum Note Extravaganza

7:03 pm

Well, slowly but surely we are starting to get some input from “friends” of Marcus.  This item was sent in from an anonymous bystander….  I like the exploration that Marcus takes us on… like a journey somewhat… to nowhere…

edit: no marcus you don’t get any royalties from this! still!

This just in from some bloke from Wagga – he’s taking this seriously!

October 9, 2007 2:27 pm

Reasons why marcus is not crap.

Firstly, let me say, that I was surprised that this kind of victimisation can still happen in modern civilised society, but moreover, the fact that the intended victim appears to actually enjoy the constant sledging and even contributes himself , really begs the question……..is it time for a psyche analysi

Reasons why marcus is not crap.

Firstly, let me say, that I was surprised that this kind of victimisation can still happen in modern civilised society, but moreover, the fact that the intended victim appears to actually enjoy the constant sledging and even contributes himself , really begs the question……..is it time for a psyche analysis?
At first glance I thought that this forum is a shameless waste of valuable practice time and there are those among us who should really take that on board .
It seems that the scales of justice have not been appropriately tared , and that Marcus needs some help, being for some inexplicable reason outnumbered ten to one by people who feel that he is crap.

I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT I HAVE NEVER , EVER , HEARD HIM SAY A BAD WORD ABOUT ANYONE HE DIDN’T KNOW OF………….

Its time to even things up, and even though I have only known the man for a mere 7 or 8 years, I feel duty bound to step up.

He is a wonderful communicator, just last year alone he sent me 200 emails .
Granted most of them were totally insignificant , and the rest were basically shameless plugs designed to entice me to travel over 500km just to see him play a gig in a skirt, but AT LEAST THE MAN PROMOTES HIS ART.

He has pioneered a unique style of vibrato, quite recognisable on his many recordings, sure it might be aided by the parkinsons disease, but hell, he doesn’t get paid by his methods but by his results!!!

People say that he takes a disturbing amount of bum photo’s…..we all have a hobby, and I reckon as a healthy red blooded obviously metro-sexual aussie man , its not something to be ashamed of. After all, when your own garden seems to be somewhat bereft, surely its alright to study and learn from those who do seem to have things abundantly in the places they should have.

Marcus is soooo knowledgeable, it doesn’t matter what the subject is….the arts, culture, kinky Japanese, he is ALWAYS ready to share his considerable insights on the unwary listener, especially after a small amount of red wine . I haven’t found a subject yet that Marcus hasn’t been able to debate some aspect of , even personal grooming, take for example the discussion the other month about excessive eyebrow hair and how it relates to musical genius. Its not marcus’ fault none of us could understand the link , especially having heard him play, more to blame might have been the fact that the red wine was from the “below ten dollars” bin at dan murphy’s and didn’t have a proper label, there could have been any number of chemicals in that stuff………

He dresses to kill too. Bad dressing seems to be a religion among professional musos . That other frizzy haired bloke in the fiddlers feast tries VERY BLOODY HARD, but even his greatest efforts to dress up come nowhere near close to the abstract impressionist theme of marcus’ everyday attire. When it comes to bad taste the man is the simply in a league of his own, he has so mastered it that he simply doesn’t need to try AT ALL.

Don’t worry, he’s had actual job offers based on his fashion style, for example : the leading role in hollywood sequel “the devil wears target” , with the only proviso that if he had to contribute to the soundtrack, he kept the devil the hell right away from Georgia.

And fans ?? he has amassed a huge following, especially in Japan, that place which he has been criticised for loving, more than his own country (the ACT). People follow him in huge throngs throwing all kinds of stuff at him, its amazing.
He once told he that he had developed his recording skills and technology to the point that he could get separate musical parts sent to him from musician friends all over the planet and then simply put it all together seamlessly on his laptop as if they were all there at the same time. You’ve only got to listen to fiddlers festival LIVE to see what I mean.

I think we should give the man a break, he does so much for the fiddling community. Look at the golden fiddle awards, sure he may somehow have won one for himself, but that’s just like him. He is completely selfless, and wouldn’t subject another person to an award he wouldn’t accept himself , its really just a form of quality control….

He rarely disappoints…. notwithstanding those unfortunate incidents with the ninety nine women , apart from his lovely wife.
Its like he says, everyone deserves to be loved , right?

I fear that this site is doing Marcus a grievous dis-service. Crap falls a very long way short of accurately describing how the man is, for he completely transcends crap, every time.

In closing, Marcus if you are still logging in to check on how badly you are being sledged by your fellow music lovers…..take heart , not all of them are against you.
Some of them want you to stay exactly the wonderful way you are , that way they will still get plenty of work.

MY MATE MARCUS IS WAY MORE THAN CRAP!!!

REGARDS,
THAT BLOKE FROM WAGGA.

Turn That Shit Off…

September 1, 2007 4:44 pm

A Dedication to the Frat boys in the Hummer…

 

No Marcus… you don’t get any royalties from this…

Could one of these be the winning design?

August 16, 2007 6:38 am

Well done DrummerDancer!

marcus-is-crap-singlet.jpg

Nice work Hooters

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And a late entry from Marcus the Master Designer!

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Marcus has joined the forum

July 25, 2007 10:28 am

Well, it is official – Marcus has joined the forum.  Unfortunately he insisted on his own little bit of real-estate, so we have let him loose in his own comedy corner.  Check it out! You all know what his jokes are like…

www.marcusiscrap.com/forum

Don’t forget to check “older stuff” bottom left hand side of each page – In keeping with MarcusLogic & the world famous Marcus filing system we’re actually storing newer stuff as older stuff….

Here’s a quick preview of the first of his comedy exploits:

Appeasiotomy – An Operation to remove something for your better half… like taking out the garbage

Midwife – between the first and last wives

Caesarean Section – Salad bar in a bistro

Trymester – High season in Rugby League

Dilation – The opposite of elation

Cervix – an implement to aid the delivery of food

Welcome to Marcus is Crap (part 2)

July 24, 2007 7:19 am

Hi All,

Well it seems we are slowly picking up steam with quite a few people registering.  Since installing the counter yesterday afternoon, we have had 170 individuals come and visit the site.  I’m not sure whether that is a good thing (given that Marcus is crap) but it does mean that there is potentially alot of people ready to register on the forums.

When you register for the blog, be aware that all that allows you to do is to comment on the blog posts.  This is great allowing you to add comments reinforcing or correcting some miss information in the blog posts.  However, the real action happens in the forum.  Marcus WILL join us there soon (jedi mind trick Marcus) so don’t forget to log in and register for the forum by clicking on the link on the right hand side or click here: MarcusIsCrap Forum

If you want your website listed in “People That Think Marcus is Crap (links)” (and why would you) then please drop us a line at admin@marcusiscrap.com

Also, if you are into RSS feeds (use Internet Explorer 7, Office 2007 or someother RSS reader) you can subscribe to MarcusIsCrap blog by clicking on the RSS feed on the sidebar.  This will keep you up-to-date to the minute with what happens to marcus.  Actually it’s probably crap, but could be quite entertaining.

MarcusIsCrap.com

July 21, 2007 1:20 pm

Welcome to MarcusIsCrap.com – an initiative by Sean O’Boyle

This blog is dedicated to the wacky adventures and anecdotes of Marcus Holden.  I know this blog isn’t as good as those in Japan, but we have to start somewhere.

In the words of our famous colleague “…Can I make a suggestion …what you need to do is…”

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